To most, walking is simply a means of transit. In fact, most would call it a last resort, only utilized in the absence of a vehicle. I laugh at this concept. Allow me to take you on a journey, an EPIC JOURNEY OF WALKING (basically, trying to not be late for class)!
Before my quest, I must use the elevator. Please forgive me, as my legs have not yet evolved to the point which allows me to traverse 90 degree angles or fall from 7 stories. If it is any consolation, I spend my elevator time scolding my legs for their weakness.
Upon emerging from the vertical-moving metal prison, I stealthily maneuver between the crowds of inexperienced pedestrians, but not all are so green. You see, some of these beings possess remarkable crowd-traversing abilities. I spot a fast-walker, and quickly move in close behind him. His trail becomes mine, but there are risks. He skirts dangerously close to the left, where people walk the opposite way. I can’t rely on him anymore, but there is a predicament. The guy to my right is attempting to flirt with a female (with little success). Normally this is not an issue, but this display of failed masculinity moves abnormally fast, and I can’t shift to my right because of it. I must not make physical contact, lest I draw attention to myself and my awesome walking legs, only to be taken to a government research station and have my legs extracted for further study.
Suddenly, hope arrived.
There was a small gap in the oncoming lane. Most people would not have even noticed it, as it was so brief. If I waited, there would be no other chance. I summoned my ki, and also my chi. Then I charged some chakra. I also loaded up on MP, SP, AP, TP, and other types of points which contribute to one’s ability to be awesome. With all of this, I blasted forth into the dangerous left lane, immediately looking for a chance to shift right. There were few gaps, but an intersection was coming up. Being in the left lane filled my boost gauge, so I accelerated into position, then I used the wall of people as a shield and executed a flawless barrel roll to the right.
After that, I used a boost to get through. Class reached, mission accomplished.
Real G’s don’t just walk, they make it an art form.